Hah!

Awe, you came to see me! ^^ How sweet! *Squish* XD

Guess I should get started then!

Hmm... How to explain me...

Well, I'm tall, strong, I have dark brown hair, except the top, which is like a strawberry-blonde right now... It was red, but then it faded >> My hair is short, too ^^ And my eyes are green! They used to change between green and blue, but they haven't done that for quite a few years.... At least.... I think they haven't >>

I like to learn! XD Hah! I love Science the most, as you can see, since I capitalized it, and I'm also a "stickler for grammar;" that right there should prove how much I love that subject ^^;;;

I'm also obsessed with computers.... You should see some of the shit I've done to my computers -yes, that's a plural word XD. I'm actually in the middle of a new project, but it could seriously destroy my computers, which is why I'm going to see if I can acquire a junk-one for that bit... Maybe for a my porn, too... That's right! I've got porn; non of that tasteless stuff, though; I've got the good stuff.

I'm learning Kickboxing, Katakana, Deutsch, and the Guitar; I've also got a small babysitting job -shush, I like children >> Not enough to have them, mind you, which is good, because my girlfriend, Morgan, doesn't want any either XD

I already know the Electric Keyboard ^___^

I like Anime, but I'm more partial to Manga, and I've downloaded so many songs and pictures from my favorite series that I had to install another hard drive -__-

I'm also a video game fanatic ^^ I know all of the best games -even if I haven't played them- and don't think you'll win if you play against me, because I don't allow others to beat me o.o I'm so competitive on those things, that I brutally murdered one of my best friends character and then gloated about it... Not the politest of things to do, but, ehh...

I'm pretty sure I'm not mental, but don't be surprised if my mood changes quickly, I'm suddenly hyper or hypo, I get angry for no reason, or I say something so completely out of character for me, you might not think that it's me... I'm... just... Err.... Different! Yeah.... I'm different...

I like to work with my hands a lot, and things that test my mental abilities, which is probably why I do so many experiments over the computer, or I'll just get a random idea to build something... I've tried a lot of different things, too, but I usually get bored of it rather quickly.

I can't force myself to do something; I have to really want it to be able to do it, or then I won't pay attention; this sucks monkey ass when it comes to studying ~.~

I'm also very perverse, so despite having a girl, I'll still throw out perverse comments -don't worry about it, she knows it, and it's all right with her; in fact, I'm the sex-slave of one of her friends.

Another thing; I'm bisexual, so I'll hit on anything.

I'll also read anything XD Tentacles, aliens, bestiality; you know it, I've read it.

I'm not a very "touchy-feely" person in real life, but on line, I can't keep away from people.

Some things to expect from me: Petting, glomping, squishing, smushing, grinning, tickling, tackling, growling, purring and the like.

I almost always have one of the aforementioned things in my OOC posts/P.M.s

And my two greatest weaknesses or when people bite their lips and touch my hair; I have a friend who always bites her lip when she wants something from me ^^;;; And it always works >> Because biting lips are my job >< *Growls*

I suppose that's it...

Thanks for taking the time to listen to me! ^^

lol Yo sup? Im porichi...ok i kind of lied when i said i wasnt guna tell anyone my gender or age So yah im co admin (duh lol) And I would love to welcome you to roleplay Central
[Yah i know its slow right now. Thats where you come in ] Spread the word!!! XD (ps my avi is a pic of me ^.^) Dude like destroy my computer XD *hands you computer* It needs to learn a lesson lol

Not much... I met my Step-dad's sister and her Husband today ^^ They're nice.
And yourself? :3

lmao XD The temptation to tell get the better of you?

Yay! ^^ Thank you so much! :3 I love being here... You did a really good job on the site; it looks wonderful! And yes! I will definitely be telling people about this place x3

You're very beautiful I love your lip rings XD

Hmmm, so you like torture? *Purrs* I think I could work with that *Evil grin*

O no shes found a torture buddie! XD *falls on knees* NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yas the temptation was to much!! you sound spicing dude!!!
yah i love my snake bite ^-^ its awesome! i like the way i look now then i did then.... never agian will i go back to a good girl life! NEVER NEVER NEVER!! XD Being a bad girl is to much fun!
Step-dad's sister and her Husband eh? so do you like your step dad?
lol yah pooch! I FOUND ME A BUDDIE!!! XD im so making a torture section :3 NYA!

She said Nya!!!! O-O OH DEAR GOD SHE SAID NYA!!! DX Run for cover!!! Stay in your homes!!!

Yeeeesssss! *Hisses* Heh, heh.... I'm really going to enjoy this....

*Grins* Why thank you, and I must say, you sound "spicey" yourself, indeed ~.^

I never saw you as a good girl, but I admit that I think you look like quite the delectable, little snake you've been *bitten* from. *Purrs* I like it...

Yeah, he's pretty cool ^^ Way better then my real dad, who is now known as "the sperm donor." He's been more of a real dad to me in the past month then my real one has in the past 8 years...

w00t! Yay! I love torture! ^____^ I can't wait to post in it XD

lol ive been bitten by the love bug you play boy XD And yes poochie I said Nya >3 (Nya is my sigh on somthing good guna happy...witch usually mean bad for her )


The sperm donor yah? thats good you like him ^.^

I can see it now...Porichi Abatoir >3 I like it!

Want to be bitten by something else? *Purrs*

lmao! Hah, hah XD Poor Poochi-chan XD

Hai! ^^ My real dad is such a bastard....

Mmmhm! XD And now I finally have someone to watch Football and Wrestling with ^___^ I was living in a house of all girls, and they liked to watch Ice-skating for their sport-interest *Gags* Ice-skating is fine, but I'd rather see people get the shit beaten out of them.

Ano.... o.0 Did you... euhh... Just call yourself... a Slaughterhouse?

oh it is gettin hot in here ROFL!!

*Purrs* You want to join us, Penny? *Grins*

I know biting lips is your job ._.
[Tis Sweets btw xP]

^^;;; E-heh... What can I say? XD

SWEETS! OMG! *Tackle/glomps* Welcome!

*Falls over* Thanks xD

-watches and smiles before leaning back- I like this, my dad was a jerk too. We have plenty of things in common! -looks at the intro- ^_^

- looks around- >.> <.<
Nice! X]

You're welcome, loveh. *Snugs*

Awww, I'm so sorry Rosey.... *Pets*
'Lo, 'Lo, Sunneh!

-keeps looking around and trips with Rosey and WH-

*Squeals when tripped* @____@ Oww... *Tackles Sunny and Zenny*

-randomly walks in and falls on them, creating a havoc dog pile- yay ^^

*Spins and clings to Mina*

Aiee~ -does a very much so random barrel roll- weeeeee~

Chyah! *Rolls with Mina* @___@ *Feels sick*

omg I shouldn't have eaten those chips... @_____@

BBQ-flavored? *Clings tighter to Mina*